CSI Miami - Endless Caruso One Liners

Edited clips showing loads of the corny one-liners used by David Caruso just before the Who song starts on CSI Miami.


You sir, are pure ...
You sir, are pure genius!
emiliolocura2


( •_•) looks like I ...
( •_•) looks like I ( •_•)>⌐@-@ brought the wrong glasses (⌐@_@) YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­­­­­AAAAAAAAH
qwerty785231


if he's not ' ...
if he's not 'putting his glasses on' it dont count!!!(dont matter how cool the line is)
Onomatopaella


''The girl was ...
''The girl was found dead with semen in her ear'' ( •_•) ''Looks like she didn't " ( •_•)>⌐■-■ ''See the the killer coming'' (⌐■_■) YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­­­­­­­AAAAAAAAH
Afrocakes88


I made you snap : ...
I made you snap :trollface: I won this internet fight
TheSecondR


''The girl was ...
''The girl was found dead with semen in her ear'' ( •_•) ''Looks like she didn't " ( •_•)>⌐■-■ ''See the the killer coming'' YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­­­­­­AAAAAAAAH
Afrocakes88


"Sir, there's been ...
"Sir, there's been a homicide at the clock factory " ( •_•) "Looks like this guy......" ( •_•)>⌐■-■ "ran out of time." (⌐■_■) YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­­­­­AAAAAAAAH
wolfmaan


"Sir, we jut sent ...
"Sir, we jut sent your package to your girlfriend " ( •_•) "Well, i guess i can say that......" ( •_•)>⌐■-■ "Care package is inbound" (⌐■_■) YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­­­­AAAAAAAAH
bebeldan


YEEEEAAAAAAAAH!
YEEEEAAAAAAAAH!
Idilyon


@1:27 I'd love to ...
@1:27 I'd love to know how many takes that took before the camera guy could stifle his laughter.
luchafan25


I'm waiting for ...
I'm waiting for the day he accidentally pokes himself in the eye while putting on those damn sunglasses.
PabzGLRP


I guess (•_•) ( •_ ...
I guess (•_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ These aren't mine
EpikNinjuh22


>hides behind ...
>hides behind computer >has no friends >tries to insult username with laughable results >probably can't get laid have a nice day :)
WakeTheBeast666


Caruso: The rumors ...
Caruso: The rumors are true...(puts on sunglasses)...I do suck. The Who: YEEEEAAAAHHHH!
bakerandbaker1


"We found semen in ...
"We found semen in the victims eyes" ( •_•) "well i guess she" ( •_•)>⌐■-■ "saw him coming" (⌐■_■) YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­­­­AAAAAAAAH
Xtacy84


>Denys truth > ...
>Denys truth >Originality non-existant >Username bears 666 to be "bad'
TheSecondR


wtf are you talking ...
wtf are you talking about? crawl back into your cave trollfag
WakeTheBeast666


"Horatio... The ...
"Horatio... The victim has lost their whole left body!" (●_●) "Then I guess he was... ( ●_●)>⌐■-■ All right..." (⌐■_■)
Elajtenfor


Horatio, we have ...
Horatio, we have just been informed of King jong II 's murder. ( •_•) well i guess King jong was... ( •_•)>⌐■-■ ill. (⌐■_■) YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­­­­­AAAAAAAAH
AVmusicEntertainment


They say the ...
They say the artist was the murderer, but i think he was... •_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■) framed. YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
mvazquez197


"It seems the ...
"It seems the victim was killed by some sort of big cat." ( •_•) "Seems he was-" ( •_•)>⌐■-■ "-as weak as a kitten." (⌐■_■) YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!!
Bloodhawk531


>Complains about ...
>Complains about all the one liners >Can't make a better one (>Cant greentext on youtube)
TheSecondR


Sir, can you read ...
Sir, can you read this for me? ( •_•) Looks like I need... ( •_•)>⌐o-o ...to wear these... (⌐O_O)
camelhound1